Affiliate Poker Site Hits New Low With Poker Goat Offer
A lot of affiliate poker websites offer their users special offers (extra sign-up bonus, private freeroll tournaments) if they sign up to an online poker room through their pages. We at the Insider are no different in that respect. But one affiliate poker site is offering a unique free gift: If you sign up through their links they will donate a goat to a 3rd world family.
You read that correctly - the affiliate poker site in question will team up with Oxfam to give a poor family a much-needed goat on your behalf. You'll get a certificate, and perhaps even a photo of the family eating said goat. We at the Insider would like to counter this offer by sending a school of fish to poor people on your behalf. The fish, brightly colored and tasty, will enrich some stranger's life, and remind you of your never-ending gullibility.
Poker players in general tend to be quite ruthless, completely selfish, and as far removed from charitable getsures as Ghandi was from drawing to the nut-flush. If a single poker player is moved by the poker goat promotion we'd like to hear from her as we have a lovely bridge in Brooklyn that we'd like to sell to her, and the profits would be for chairty, of course.
